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Sparody: Prologue

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Of three things I was certain: Willy and Pa were supposed to meet me fifteen minutes ago. They hadn’t texted or called. And I was fucking freezing. I was standing there shirtless in the garden at Frogmore Cottage, wearing nothing but my trousers, necklace, toupée, and elevator shoes. I hoped this thoughtful gesture would remind … Read more

Welcome to Cozy Snark!

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Do you feel bettered reading snarky commentary about a royal-adjacent prince and his Instagram-enthused domestic partner? Do savage, well-deserved parodies make your heart go pump pump? Is your idea of a good time tucking in with a cup of piping hot tea, bowl of popcorn, and generous helping of baseless royal gossip? You’ve come to … Read more